Huggable Henry
Stubbs et al,
For our own protection, I'm considering bringing my friend Henry along this summer. He doesn't do foot rubs but sloobers well and only eats 5lbs. of food a day.
Labels: jk
posted by jk @ 9:39 AM
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2 Comments:
I am truly offended that I'm being outclassed by a dog. I can slobber with the best of them, I can eat just as much, if not a whole lot more (and something better than what comes out of a can), and I'm as huggable as anyone.
It's the fur, right? Henry has a lot more fur than I do.
no, no, no, Stubbs.....you are too easily offended! Henry is not in lieu of you and your presence but an adjunct for our protection and amusement. As much as I would like to take you at your word, I suspect Henry has us both beat in the Slobbering department.....I am told that he has a great pedagrie so he comes by it honestly. Like you he often carries a container of high end Brandy about his neck to share with others. Too, I will concede that you are as Huggable or perhaps more so......as to the "fur" issue.....I think I'll just leave that one alone.
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